WHO SAID THAT?


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  1. "As if I would have said you were a fire-eater."

      Jean said this to Lionel during the first visit to Stephen and Penny's in Hampshire. She was up to her ears in lies and discussing the "psychiatrist" story. Lionel had just told her (about Penny): "If you'd have said I was a fire-eater she would have produced a box of matches and asked for a demonstration."

  2. "Coffee planters can be cool dudes."

      According to Alistair, that is what Lionel's new suit is saying.

  3. "Be a devil."

      This was said twice: once Jean said it to Lol when he was reluctant to step beyond the door frame into the sitting room because he was so dirty and once Sandy said it to Mr. Wellington at the seniors' luncheon, when he doesn't want a sandwich because he was told to watch his testosterone.

  4. "I'll have a shock of red hair."

      Lionel said this to Jean as they were having fun planning his new book -- the Gert and Ginger story.

  5. "Doesn't leave a gap in your life, does it?"

      Lionel asks Jean this question when they are discussing the book that Alistair gave him to adapt into something. She tells him that she doesn't know any Roumanians.

  6. "Only because you know it's there."

      Lionel says this to Jean when she tells him that she can easily see the elastoplast which he put above the bathroom door at Stephen's house.

  7. "My God, they're an hysterical crowd, aren't they?"

      Lionel said this of the French when he was at the hotel in Paris. He took the porter's dolly and was trying to take Terry out on it. The porter refused to stop banging on the door.

  8. "It wasn't on the news, was it?"

      Lionel said this to Penny after she told him she heard that he peels potatoes.

  9. "It's unusual. Better than a Garfield stuck to the window."

      Denise says this to Lionel to explain why she hasn't removed the huge elephant-balloon from the roof of her car.

  10. "And of course Sunday would be all right because I've cracked that already."

      Stephen was talking to Lionel, explaining his plan to wean himself off reading a daily newspaper.